The wave pool just started. I killed its breaker two hours ago. I'm the night janitor. I can see the deep end from my office. The chop is regular — forty-seven seconds. I walk down to the pump room. The main lever is still down. Cold to the touch. The locker hallway is warm and wet. I ran the dehumidifiers dry at eleven. A stripe of water leads from lane 3 to the showers. I mopped that deck at midnight. The lost-and-found bin had a pink kid's swim cap on top yesterday. 'CALLIE 6/9' in black Sharpie. I checked twice. The bin is empty now. The cap is floating in lane 3. The Sharpie is still wet. Tell me what you would have done.